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all too well.

juilan:

cute latino boys are the reason I live tbh

i mean and water and air and stuff too but w/e

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pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

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sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

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egberts:

egberts:

egberts:

why is your nose in the middle of your face

because its the scenter

I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING

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when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

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burgrs:

if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

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gloriaisbored:

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension


White people

gloriaisbored:

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

White people

(Source: -annoying)


Anonymous Asked:
Your dick is probably like a tic tac hahahahhahaha

My answer:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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wifined:

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk aboutimage

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"what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?"

me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

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  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

gloriaisbored:

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.


Shawnisha

gloriaisbored:

officialsandycheeks:

I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.

Shawnisha

(Source: greasyskin)



L'amour pur est une drogue dure.

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