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beltsquid:

shickalenia:

dduane:

dakotaaaa:

thesuitsofwoah:

gailsimone:

This made me laugh so dang hard.

that’s almost too cruelalmost

beautiful

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

Reboggling again for the fortuitous mansplainer smackdown.

shickalenia:

dduane:

dakotaaaa:

thesuitsofwoah:

gailsimone:

This made me laugh so dang hard.

that’s almost too cruel
almost

beautiful

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

Reboggling again for the fortuitous mansplainer smackdown.

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thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

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today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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loving-life-and-food:

skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

We can all learn from your sister.

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do u ever just

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silencewillfallat221b:

classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing

SMALL POTATOES

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mensrightsactivist:

ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck

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If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.

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i-have-been-johnlocked:

ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

detective-deerstalker:

forever-supernatural:

SEASON 9 BITCHES

Dear supernatural fandom,Shut the fuck up.Sincerely,The sherlock fandom

Dear Supernatural Fandom,
Sorry about Anderson up there,always lowers the IQ of everything. Anyway, hope you enjoy Season Nine, sorry to hear about Cas, have some pie on us.
Sincerely, The decent part of the Sherlock Fandom.

Thanks, comrade.

i-have-been-johnlocked:

ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

detective-deerstalker:

forever-supernatural:

SEASON 9 BITCHES

Dear supernatural fandom,
Shut the fuck up.
Sincerely,
The sherlock fandom

Dear Supernatural Fandom,

Sorry about Anderson up there,always lowers the IQ of everything. Anyway, hope you enjoy Season Nine, sorry to hear about Cas, have some pie on us.

Sincerely, The decent part of the Sherlock Fandom.

Thanks, comrade.

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onedirectioncutefacts:

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

HOT AS FUCK

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one-day-it-will-all-just-end:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

gerancho:

freshprinceoftsundere:

EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW

so if im in love with someone does that make it a

chemical romance

not anymore

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

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